This is in no way endorsed by Birchbox and was a module for my masters.
“A friend of yours at the NSA calls. She says that for just one hour, she will let you listen to the conversations of any two people in the world. You accept. Whose conversations do you listen to and what do they say? Transcribe them here.”
“Imagine you are on Yelp. Write a review of the restaurant everyone is talking about. In the fourth paragraph, admit you’ve ever eaten at the restaurant, but argue why your misinformed opinion is still more important than the other reviews on the site.”
“It’s winter and you’ve just moved to North Dakota. Write a postcard to make Californians jealous.”
“A thank-you note for a weekend visit where everything went wrong.”
Thank you so very much for inviting us to stay for Fiona’s birthday. It was absolutely lovely to see you again after such a long time. I can’t believe how she’s grown – it won’t be long at all until Geoff is walking her down the aisle!
“Your partner writes a Craigslist ad to get rid of an item of yours that they totally hate. What does it say?”
FLOOR CLOTHES – Open to Offers
25-30 items of female clothing ranging from size 14-24, currently stored in a no-smoke, no-pet floordrobe.
All clothes in relatively good condition, and have been washed at some point in the last month or so.
Floor clothes also include numerous sets of ASDA uniform, so opportunity to gain new uniform at a highly discounted price.
Can be collected, or sent via Royal Mail (buyer pays postage)